: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My pussy is not your playground.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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