she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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