And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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