Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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