We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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