what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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