How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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