Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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