so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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