HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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