I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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