Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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