I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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