what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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