Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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