He uses pillows to masturbate.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's blow job season.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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