We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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