cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Semen is not good for contacts.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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