BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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