sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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