This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
