Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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