sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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