Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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