Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
please don't ironically join a cult
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