Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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