I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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