i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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