About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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