Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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