im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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