i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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