Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
