Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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