her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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