You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my being single is dangerous.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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