Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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