just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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