Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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