I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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