You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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