Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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