I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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