he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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