he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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