I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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