Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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