i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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