rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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