He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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