we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
