Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The Olympian is in my bed
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course