there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
