Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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