Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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