There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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