Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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